Sometimes I will read a news story (okay gossip blog) and think, “Oh my god, if I have to read about or see one more picture of insertnamehere I am going to vomit!!” And then I think about if I had a rocket ship with 5 seats on it and I could put whoever I wanted on it and blast that f*cker into outer space, who would I choose to fill the 5 seats. Today the list reads like this:
1. Miley Cyrus – How annoying can one 15 year old be?
2. Rosie O’Donnell – Rosie always has a seat on this ship.
3. Spencer Pratt & Heidi Montag – I know I perpetuate the gossip posting about them and I hate myself for it. They only take one seat because you know Heidi would sit on Spencer’s lap.
4. Rachel Ray – Does this one really need an explanation?
5. Jessica Simpson – Have you ever noticed she has a weird voice she uses when she talks to sound funny or cute? It bugs. Outer space for you!
In the event that any of these 6 people seek refuge and are not able to board my fictitious rocket ship to oblivion, any one of these alternates would be acceptable:
Paris Hilton
Both Madden Brothers
Joe Simpson
Tila Tequila
JLo
The Entire Hogan Family
Who would fill the 5 seats on your rocket ship?
20 comments:
Oh man, good choices. I agree with all of yours (even the alternatives). I would probably send the Jonas brothers packing..no real reason other than the fact that they annoy me and I don't get the hype (this might be due to the fact that I am not 15)...and Mario Lopez has got to go. I don't care HOW big his arm muscles are. Seacrest...OUT and basically everyone that E! employs, with the exception of Joel McHale, because I adore him.
ha! great post. Mine would be:
~ kelly rippa annoying ass
~ andie macdowell (she has always bugged)
~ mare winningham (she always seems sappy & depressed on those lifetime movies)
~ alanis morissette (just never understood the hype w/her whiney ass)
~ adam sandler (annoy me, same character over & over)
Send them all away now and make sure that Paula Abdul is onboard as well.
Mario Lopez for sure.
For that matter, Eva Longoria.
Petra Nemcova.
Kelly Ripa's a great choice.
John Mayer--sorry, I know many in the blogisphere love him.
Flava Flav.
Done. *brushing my hands off as if I have just tidied up the kitchen*
I totally agree with all of yours! I would HAVE to add Agyness Deyn to the list. She is annoying to the nth degree, and she's been getting much too much press lately. For doing nothing except leaving the house dressed like a 6 year old boy.
you always make me laugh but today - it's out loud!
for realz i had eva longoria on my list too and deleted her to make room for jessica, who i think is a bigger annoyance since she is a "triple threat" or whatever. i think i would also add Perez Hilton (even though i love his site), Anne Hathaway, mischa barton and dane cook.
HILARIOUS! I total agree with your choices...My list would be endless...I guess I would need a bigger ship. Anyway, well written, my friend!
1. All of the Desperate Freaking Housewives. All of them. They all suck hard.
2. Dr Phil
3. Oprah
4. Pratt and Montag - what asscracks
5. Paris Hilton
the end.
O.K. NOW you've got me just playing when I should be working-but this game is too good to miss. I also feel that it is my civic duty to rid the planet of vermin-especially the celebuverm variety...I am also delighted to see that so many of my list has already been sent off to space by others thus freeing up seats on my list. I can't find one in the others lists to which I don't say a happy "Bon Voyage and hope you get shuttle sick!"
Paris Hilton-what a waste of air she is!
Nicole Ritchie-ditto
Anyone who says "Baby Bump" or Bump"
My Favorite Martian and wife-Tom and Katie
The Olsen Twins-with plenty of room left over in the seat for Nicole Kidman.
Leftovers or alternates-too many to count-certainly Brittany Spears and Kev
Mickey Rourke and his fat dogs...ooops gotta go to work-sick people need me so I must stop my efforts to clean up the planet and go back to what I actually get paid for. Good game.
Alright. I love this so much that I think instead of putting my choices here - I'm going post on my own blog about it. (Of course giving you credit!!!) This is the best game ever.
What a great post! Here's mine...
Tyra
Pam Anderson
Mike Myers
Charlie and Denise (make them share a seat!)
A Lohan (doesn't matter which one)
Paris Hilton
Miley Cyrus
Spencer y Heidi
Amy Winehouse
Dina Lohan (with Rachael Ray sitting on her lap)
Is there a consensus on Paris? Let's being the countdown!
Awesome choices! I don't think my list would be any different. Fire up the rocket!
hello... we in London wanna know why only 5??? teehee...
1. Tyra Banks (most iritating woman alive)
2. Agnes Deyne (I agree with elena's post - what IS she??)
3. Sienna Miller (I know she's everyone's darling at the moment but seriously, she's SO irritating)
4. Tom Cruise (I think Katie would have a chance to redeem herself if he took off)
5. Amy Winehouse (she's from outer space anyway)
Oh My Goodness, you are my fav blogger. You must have taken journalism in school! I am always so envious of your posts. So here's my list:
1)Jonas brothers (see my blog)
2)Adam Sandler (always hated him)
3)Ben Mulrooney (the host of Canadian idol)
4)Raven Simone (i cringe when my step kids watch "its so raven")
5)my hubby's ex wife (hehe)
Your list is perfect. I'd add-
Eva Longoria
Mariah Carey
Tori Spelling
Ellen Pompeo
Nina Garcia
all of these suggestions are so fantastic. it really makes you realize how many no talent ass clowns there are out there! i saw we all chip in, trade in my virtual 5 seater and buy a bigger rocket ship.
Your blogs never disappoint! You are my first blog stop when I get settled into work in the morning and my last blog stop before I leave for the day! Yisserreee.
The List:
1. Scarlett Johansson (or however you spell her name. she is heinous)
2. Tom Cruise (the couch scenario and the turtleneck video kicked the hatred into high gear)
3. Brittany Spears (who the eff cares about her comeback)
4. Elizabeth Hassleback (I just want to meet her so I can yell "shut up" to her and walk away)
5. Wow, this is hard; this would have to be a three way tie between...
A. Brandon Davis (the term "fire crotch" coined him. gross)
B. Star Jones (no explanation)
C. Heather Mills (worst.ever)
Oops.. did I say that out loud?? My bad.
i want to know where the rocket came from. my boyfriend is a collector and we like this one.
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