Thursday, August 21, 2008

Project Runway; Season 5 Episode 5

Ok, I'm doing my recap slightly different this time. I am going to blog LIVE while watching the show. I am very excited about this episode and challenge. Drag queens make everything better, don't they? Plus, my Hills recap has tapped me fresh out of snark this week. I need to reboot.

8:01 - All of Blayne's little notes annoy me!!! Joe trash talks Keith's win last week. Usually when someone talks too much in the beginning of the show it means they are getting eliminated. I'm thinking Keith might be on the chopping block.

8:02 - Enter Chris mothereffin' March. He walks in with his signature laugh and disco ball boobies. Loves it.

8:03 - Farrah Moans is the best drag name EVER.

8:06 - I like the way Heidi says "beer." Beeya.


8:09 – I think Kenley is getting a little too big for her designing britches. Like her and all, but is she getting 'tude? Her outfit was 'aight. Nothing special.

8:10 - Joe just did the funky chicken in his drag queen's bra. It is was very heterosexual.


8:12 – Blayne is back with the lisciousness. He says his drag name would be Neonlicious and Stella's would be Leathalicious. Go Leanne for saying "With Blayne, even liscious is liscious." Leanne is getting a personality!!!! And her outfit was very cool. She said she was thinking The Jetsons and I can so see Judy J wearing that! PS- how does that dude have such hot legs? I'm kind of jealous.

8:18 - Suede gets some design help on his drag queen outfit from his dead grandfather. Interesting.


8:19 - Everyone has it in for Keith. Including me. Bitch is annoying. And his outfit looked like streamers on a chola.

8:20 - The girls come back for fittings as boys. It is quite a shock.


8:21 - Holy ass. Jerell's outfit is fug. It looks like the head of Liza Minelli crowning out of a green vagina. Is that too much?


8:22 - Hedda Lettuce calls Suede lazy. Dayum. That is one ballsy queen.


8:28 - It looks like a pterodactyl out of a gay Jurassic Park. God, I love Tim Gunn.

8:29 - In the world of Project Runway "It's definitely...different" is not a compliment. Yeah, Keith is going home. Peace out you, douche.

8:30 - Daniel never takes constructive criticism. Why????

8:31 - Blayne does a killer Chewbacca impersonation.

8:32 - The L'Oreal Paris make up crew has their work cut out for them!!!

8:34 - Flotsom and jetsom everywhere. God, I love Tim.

8:39 - I am heavily anticipating Michael Kors' commentary.


8:41 - Korto's dress is pretty amazing.


8:42 - Leathaliscious's dress is not hot. At all. When will she go home?


8:43 - I'm calling it. Terri is winning this one. Her David Bowie meets Gene Simmons outfit is so bitchin'.

8:45 - Did a dingo eat your baby, too? Zing from RuPaul to Keith.

8:49 - Daniel is kind of a little bitch. What the hell happened to him? He had so much potential.


8:56 - No way. The straight guy won the drag queen challenge for his Anne Margaret on The Gay Love Boat catsuit with "candy" hiding belt. Ca-razy!!


8:58 - Daniel goes!!!! Serves his priss ass right! He never listened to any of his critiques or "went for it" with his designs. His drag queen looks like a poor man's Cha Cha De Gregorio, ya know, the best dancer with the worst reputation.

8:59 - Laura Bennett is back next week!!! Wooty woot!!! I love that woman.

Did you not just love this challenge? It was so much fun to watch and I think some new people are emerging as real contenders for the win this season! Did Daniel deserve to go home? Was Joe the deserving winner?

11 comments:

Jennifer said...

Tim Gunn is my hero. That is all.

kelli said...

I really thought that Keith was going home. And I thought Terri or Korto would win. Sometimes the judging is so random!!!

Keith annoys me but Daniel did too so either way you knew one of them was going home this week. And if Keith sends another shredded garmet down the runway next week he will be gone too.

I *Heart* You said...

i totally agree kelli! terri should have won this one. joe's was nice and all but the detail wasn't there. i kind of wish they had auf'ed daniel and keith last night.

Paloma said...

I also thought Terri should have won. I loved this challenge! I think Tim Gunn's pterodactyl comment was the best Project Runway quote of all time.

Anonymous said...

And the best Runway recap quote of all time: "It looks like the head of Liza Minelli crowning out of a green vagina."

Freaking hilarious!!!

Courtney said...

I agree some of the other designs were better than Joe's, but I think it speaks volumes that so many people mentioned that outfit suiting Varla Jean Merman to a T. The others were more outrageous and creative, but no one mentioned them being so well tailored to that specific client, you know.

I love this stinkin' show! And I love this episode. And I especially love your recaps.

rachie! said...

This was the first episode this season I actually LOVED - even though Suede and Blayne still completely get on my nerves. Keith is also totally getting on my nerves, he is a big whiner and his clothes suck.
I think if the contest was more broadway and less drag queen, Joe wouldn't have won - but his outfit screamed drag queen and it did fit great personality and body-wise.
I also adore Tim Gunn. I wish I had a penis so he'd marry me.

Jozette said...

Can't wait to watch this episode... haven't seen it yet (there is something wrong with me, I know). Your commentary made me want to watch even more!

"It looks like the head of Liza Minelli crowning out of a green vagina." Killer.

You are my fave... said...

Daniel was starting to bug the crap out of me. He said, "I didn't want to add spakles and glitter. It's not a Las Vegas show girl." Yeah, it's not, it's even more over the top- it's freakin drag queens!

sherri said...

The head of Liza Minelli crowning out of a green vagina. Brilliant.

zakary said...

Holy shit, that was funny.

I happen to think most of the designers suck ass this year.

Letting a STRAIGHT man win the drag queen challenge?

They need to sit their asses DOWN.