Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Not Much To Take Away From The Hills This Week

This week's episode of The Hills has left me rather uninspired. Lauren was MIA the whole show, B and C list characters (yes, that would be you Stephanie and Doug) are getting their own plot lines and for the love of sweet Jesus will someone file a missing persons report on Whitney already? Here are a few key takeaways from this dud episode.


1. I found this to be hilarious. With all the cheesetastic staged photo ops these two create, they need another photo of themselves.


2. Check out JBob's DYI hat project. Would you be seen in public with a guy wearing a hat bedoodled with White Out and the bill contorted like that? Poor Audrina. Get some effing self esteem. What is the point of dating a hot guy who dresses so bad it negates the hotness? None, is the answer by the way.


3. Lauren is back from Italy which she compares to a construction site full of randy day laborers. This is excellent news for Italian tourism.


4. This photo reminds me of a sketch that the late great George Carlin does about the annoyance of people who talk about talking on the phone and using hand gestures to mimic it. See it here.


5. Lauren learns of Stephanie and Doug's dinner date and is struck with horror. Now, at first I was like "She dumped him. Why should she care?" But then I remember the unwritten girl code that no friend should ever date the ex of another friend. No matter what. I mean, we are currently being subjected to a whole new generation of 90210 where Brenda still speaks to Kelly with shrill hostility at the mention of Dylan, which just goes to show you that no matter what age you are you can go back to being a high school girl again in a nanosecond.

Sorry for the shoddy recap. It was just a bad episode and I was not too inspired. Anything you thought was funny? Oh, and next week looks awesome. Heidi's mom calls her out and cries!!!!! I cannot wait!

4 comments:

Sarah's Fab Day said...

Is it just me or is Heidi taking a page out of the Paris Hilton playbook with that pose? I love Lauren and her twisty hair but I bet she just couldn't stand being away from the limelight long enough to enjoy her Italian vacay.

carolie said...

my favorite part was audrina running around and telling everyone and their mommas about stephanie and doug. how would lauren find out? oh don't worry audrina's got it covered. i can't even judge though... i'd be doing the same thing. haha

Paloma said...

This week's episode sucked! Justin Bobby looks like a California gangster circa 1992.

I still heart your recaps, though. :)

darlabug said...

I noticed in the pic of heidi and spencer that the image in the phone isn't of them. now, i am not familiar with that phone but if they were really taking a pic wouldn't there image be on the screen?
I am so glad mom has showed up she needs to knock some sense into that girl!