
Here we have two of Lauren Conrad's exes. To the left we have Doug,
burrito heir and washed up baseball player. To the right we have Brody, whose greatest claim to fame is having Bruce Jenner for a dad. This picture has given me two epiphanies in the last 20 seconds:
1. Bunny ears are not something that is acceptable to do to your friend after 8th grade graduation. If you are a guy, 5th grade graduation.
2. In about 5 years, Doug is going to look just like
Fred Durst. And it won't be pretty.